Ahmedical: LADIES: THINGS THAT PISS OFF YOUR GUY#1. BUSHY AR...

Ahmedical: LADIES: THINGS THAT PISS OFF YOUR GUY
#1. BUSHY AR...: LADIES: THINGS THAT PISS OFF YOUR GUY #1. BUSHY ARMPITS It all boils down to proper hygiene and unless your guy himself was raised i...

LADIES: THINGS THAT PISS OFF YOUR GUY

#1. BUSHY ARMPITS

It all boils down to proper hygiene and unless your guy himself was raised in a pig's sty, leaving your armpit unkempt, bushy and reeking of foul smell (are deodorants that expensive?) is one sure way to leave him really pissed off. He may not tell you directly but that may explain why he suddenly cancelled the cinema outing. Rather than have you disgrace him in front of his friends at the restaurant with your equatorial forest armpit, he would feign a headache at the last moment. So, go get a razor! He can surely help you with the rest...lol


#2. STINKY WIGS


Still on taking proper care of your body, it is not a must for you to adorn your head with a dandruff and lice-filled hair wig for weeks upon weeks. If you cannot maintain the wig, it is better not to make yourself look like a hag suffering from the worst hangover. The hair is the crown of a woman's beauty. Take very good of it. Mess it up and you may mess up your relationship. Also, it never hurts if you go natural: wash and pack.








#3. CONSTANT NAGGING

   Contrary to what many gals think, ringing it into his ears every second will do you no good, and the same thing applies to questioning him endlessly like a petty criminal. While ladies are creatures of soft emotions, guys operate on rigid logic and brash ego, and he will not just understand why he cannot have his peace simply because a girl sent him a text message last Thursday. Nagging is a real turn-off. Do not be a chatterbox, and if you will be one, chat sweetnothings into his ears. You can get the information you need from him without being a pain in the ass -that's why you are a lady. Heated arguments should not be a daily affair, they are not breakfast -and not even breakfast comes all the time.


#4. FASHION FAUX PAS 

Unless your boyfriend is a bland religious personality who may not mind you wearing red upon green, you need to pay special attention to what you wear. This is particularly important if your guy has the eyes of a Salvatore Ferragamo and the mind of a Giorgio Armani. Guys are always turned on and proud when their girls dress impeccably and with a respectable fashion taste. Pick your wears wisely and don't try to be Lady Gaga...lol!




#5. MOUTH ODOUR


Unless you just woke up, a smelly oral cavity is not allowed unless you are dating a garlic-loving Indian. Also called halitosis, bad breath has contributed in no small terms to the collapse of many relationships. Apart from the fact that it can be quite embarrassing to both partners, it does not allow any reasonably close and intimate contact (you understand! ;) However, allowing a smelly mouth cause a split in your relationship is certainly not a smart idea. If you have this, mints, chewing sugarless gum, mouth sprays, mouthwash are helpful. Cleaning the tongue (especially the back) is one of the best ways to rid your mouth of that odour. Never forget: a minty gum can give you that aroma.


#6. TAKING HIM FOR GRANTED

Yes, he is your boyfriend but a little appreciation once in a while will do no one any harm. No one likes to be taken for granted, and this surely applies to guys whose fuel is sheer ego. Even though he may keep telling you 'It's nothing, don't worry', he is dying inside with happiness and joy. Return missed calls and messages. It is always a nice move.





#7. UNDUE POSSESSIVENESS 

Surely, everyone (including this writer) likes to be coveted like a trophy, you also need to know that extreme jealousy and stifling possessiveness will not draw him closer to you but will rather chase him away -and you know how that always end. Good, a little jealousy spices the relationship but that does not mean your partner should not have a life. Closely related to this is the ever-suspicious partner. Just know that the girl who will cheat will do so even right under your own roof and a chaste partner will always remain faithful even if she is a planet away. Trust is one of the most important components of a relationship. Stop giving yourself unnecessary hypertension and get a life!

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